NEVER host with 1planhost - they SUCK!

1planhost are the worst host in the world, their support is shit and they don't honor their refund promise. If you host with 1planhost you WILL be sorry. Thier uptime guarantee is a JOKE. Bunch of fucking clowns.

Friday, June 22, 2007

1planhost - the worst site in the world - official.

A year down the line and STILL no refund from those lying scumbag pig-rapists '1planhost' (no plan host).

Still in business, despite having MORE COMPLAINTS than any other web host in history, 1planhost are still scamming iunnocent web users who just want some half decent hosting.

Just goes to show - the good guys don't always win. Although at least they seem to have sacked that lying sack of shit Veronica 'I do it anal when its my period' Catano

By the way, Veronica, I saw a photo of you recently. You are sure one ugly bitch.

What web host scam are you lying for nowadays???

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

latest 1planhost fuck ups

Having been bougt by 'WebScammers' Inc, 1planhost.com is now in the final 'wind-down' stage. No longer even able to offer 'ordinary' html hosting let alone ASP hosting, 1planhost (scam) are pathologically unable to tell the truth and are pretending they have 'problems with their IP' whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Instead, 1planhost LIE and have put a nice message up on their home page.

from the 1planhost.com home page . ..

Due to a recent IP issue, we were forced to renumber 1planhost servers. We are currently running helm restore tool to finish renumbering the sites. The sites are coming up one by one. We are sorry for the inconvenience that it caused.
Thank you
1Planhost Customer Service

Anyone holding their breath for this? LOL

1planhost.com - lying scammers! 1planhost.com do not refund when you leave (which you will - you can't run a website on a 'host ' that falls over every 20 minutes (like 1planhost - useless bastards that they are).

At least I've stopped being spammed by 'Veronic 'anal is extra' Catano.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

1planhost SLATED by Geekcertified.com Certification for 1planhost REVOKED!!!

Surprise surprise. Geekcertified.com, the web's premier (and definitive!) review site for hosting has had to 'revoke 1planhost's certification'.

Why? Because 1planhost are crap. Their sucky service makes it impossible to run a website using their underpowered and unreliable servers. And, 1planhost's PATHETIC so called 'support' would make a monkey blush. Their half trained lazy fuckwit employees couldn't provide you with support if their worthless 1planhost lives depended on it.

The 'large number of complaints' genteely quoted by Geekcertified.com is actually in the THOUSANDS (altough they only show a few on rotation). To show just how CRAP 1planhost are (and how SHIT 1planhost service is) I'll post a few of these independent reviews.

Oh. by the way, did I mention that 1planhost are LYING THIEVES?? Yes, that's right. The pretend to offer a 'no quibble money back guarantee'.

If you believe that bunch of 1planhost shite, you need your head examined. 1planhost do NOT refund under any circumstances despite their legal obligation

1planhost sucks

From GeekCertified.com http://www.geekcertified.com/display-94.html

1PlanHost.com
Administrator's Note: This certification has been revoked due to a very large number of complaints. Reports indicate a recent management change may be to blame for a decline in service level. We will keep this application online indefinitely as a public service. (Message Posted 5/20/06)


Update: Former owner Darrell Williams writes: "There were several issues with migration since April 15th but those have been resolved and the new company is doing much better now. Major moves of thousands of customer sites can of course lead to some unexpected site downtime which takes time to resolve." i.e. 1planhost are useless incompetent fuckwits. Sorry And PS - no, you can't have a refund from 1planhost now fuck off.

Williams says the new contact information is as follows:

Contact Phone 877-467-8758
Company Street Address
1PlanHost.Com
2115 Linwood Ave. 5th Floor
Fort Lee, NJ 07024 USA
(Message Posted 7/16/06)

Give this bunch of disgraceful lying bastards 1planhost a call. Go on. Its fun. Ask to speak to Veronica Catano, and see if 'anal really is extra'.

Monday, September 04, 2006

MORE fun and games as 1planhost attempt to steal the last of MY domains.

Having managed to extricate all but one of my domains from those 1planhost shysters, I waited impatiently for the last one to get near expiry date. I'd learned the hard way that not only do those liars 1planhost NOT refund when asked but they also have a policy of trying to steal your domain registrations. What do I mean by this? Simple. Register a domain via 1planhost (scumbags) and then try and transfer it. If those lying theives 1planhost will let you transfer YOUR domain to the registrar of YOUR choice, you must have something on them, becoaude 1planhost's usual trick is to try and keep you waiting by fobbing you off until the doamin expires, at which point THEY have it. And guess what?

1planhost as a bunch of scamming fuckers, will try and blackmail you to return your own domain

'Release fee' or 'surcharge' feature strongly in the dialogue of scammers such as 1planhost. Here's a nice little email from one of 1planhost's stooges, Veronica 'Anal is extra' Catano.


From: support@x.com
Subject: Fwd: Your 1PlanHost.com Web Hosting Account (or web falling over account, more likely)
Date: 25 May 2006 15:58:37 GMT+02:00
To: admin@x.com

From: x
Date: 25 May 2006 15:56:51 GMT+02:00
To: Veronica Catano
Subject: Re: Your 1PlanHost.com Web Hosting Account

OK,

why don't you send an email to the registered owner of these domains (which is me, admin@x.com, also the paypal account your should have refunded to), and I'll reply to it. The domains that WE HAVE ALREADY CANCELLED using your online form (and had 2 replies from 1planhost staff confirming that refunds would be processed 'within a week' - copies available on request) are:-

x.com

x.com

x.com

x.com

x.com

x.com

x.com

x.com


We have already rehosted the domains elsewhere, as a simple check from your end will show.

Now here is a bunch of technical stuff you sent us when we were a customer - control panels etc.

// Original server for x.com
NS3.1PLANHOST.COM
63.99.209.110
NS4.1PLANHOST.COM
63.99.209.111

If you choose to do so, also replace any Technical Contact information with ours which is:

WebWeavers 1PlanHost.Com
913 W. First North Street
Morristown, TN 37814
001 423-317-7403
domainreg@1planhost.com (lying theives and blackmailers)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

1planhost incompetence down to drug use???

The incredible incompetence shown by 1planhost might possibly explain why they simpy lie and never refund when asked although personally, I think its a deliberate 1planhost scam. On another forum, someone suggested that being a bunch of texan cattle-fuckers, 1planhost employees might actually be high on drugs all the time. I find this unlikely, although it would explain the ludicrous lack of communication between 1planhost scam billing and 1planhost scam 'support' leading to useless emails like the gem from ex-working girl 'Veronica' shown below.

I use 'support' in the widest possible sense of course. 1planhost - bunch of lying thieves who will take your money and leave you high and dry

STOP PRESS
apparently the 'support' staff at 1planhost (worlds WORST host!) have now taken to 'raiding' your sites!!!

What this means is that they dig into your private folders looking for anything interesting. If you have any 'secret' stuff on your site (calculations, expensive scripts custom made for you, member databases etc email lists...) 1planhost theives will steal them and sell them to other web sites!!!

Incredible that this can happen, but there you go. 1planhost = cunts.


From: VCatano@webhostplus.com
Subject: RE: Your 1PlanHost.com Web Hosting Account
Date: 30 May 2006 16:19:15 GMT+02:00
To: admin@x.com

Mr. x,

I’ve gone over your accounts and I’ve cancelled those that I’ve found still active like: x.com, simplykitchenware.com and x.com. I’m not sure if you are aware that 1planhost.com was bought by webhostplus. So maybe these cancellations were requested to them before we bought them and for this we might not have received the cancellations requested.

i.e. WE ARE NOT GOING TO HONOR OUR REFUND GUARANTEEE BECAUSE WE ARE LIARS

Also since these payments were made to them not to us we are still investigating those payments. Once this is done we will contact you about your refund. I wasn’t able to find the starting dates for x.com or sorrydarling.com if you would provide this please.

Thanks,


Veronica Catano (anal extra)
1planhost.com
Billing Dept.
1-201-520-1800 ext 4012
vcatano@webhostplus.com

From: x [mailto:admin@x.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:30 AM
To:
Cc: x
Subject: Re: Your 1PlanHost.com Web Hosting Account

We are still waiting for a reply on this, and a refund, of course.
Regards
etc

Begin forwarded message:

From: x
Date: 7 May 2006 09:22:17 GMT+02:00
To: Support Department
Cc: x
Subject: request for refund - x.com

Having just cancelled the hosting for x.com using your form,
we now request a refund to our paypal account

admin@x.com


We are still waiting on refunds for the following domains we used to
host with you before the 'migration' and have since cancelled:-

y.com
yt.com
ty.com
tytyt.com
yty.com
tyty.com
tyty.com
tyty.com

please process to the same paypal account

On 25 May 2006, at 09:24, wrote:

Dear x

This is a reminder that your payment for web hosting or related services with 1PlanHost.com will be due in the next twenty days. If you are experiencing any difficulties in making your web hosting payment please contact us to make payment arrangements.
We thank you in advance for your continued business.

Your current balance due is $99.00 1planhost scam attempt - give us some more money

Friday, August 18, 2006

1plan host NO refund by delaying tactics

Yet more fabulous delaying tactics by those scamming fuckers 1planhost. If they can delay you past 45 days, Paypal WON'T get involved. Meaning that your only way of getting your money back from 1planhost is to sue the bastards. If anyone is interested in a class action against these theiving fuckwits, post a comment.

Here's another 'delaying' tactic from 1planhost's new scammer in chief, 'Veronica'. Here they pretend that they have no customer records. ANd no access to the zillions of emails I've sent them, telling them EXACT:Y what they need to know. Let alone the countless stupid 1planhost 'cancellation' forms I've pointlessly filled in.

From: VCatano@webhostplus.com
Subject: RE: Your 1PlanHost.com Web Hosting Account
Date: 25 May 2006 15:36:28 GMT+02:00
To: admin@x.com

I need more information to verify that you are the person responsible for these accounts before cancelling them. I need usernames, domain names that need to be cancelled. You say that you filled an online cancellations if you can provide that for me also, I’ll be more than willing to help you.

Thanks,

Veronica Catano
1planhost.com SCAMMING Dept. Our motto - 'No Refunds under ANY ciorcumstances!'
1-201-520-1800 ext 4012
vcatano@webhostplus.com - Anal extra.

From: Traders101 [mailto:admin@x.com]
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:30 AM
To:
Cc: x
Subject: Re: Your 1PlanHost.com Web Hosting Account

We are still waiting for a reply on this, and a refund, of course.
Regards
etc

Begin forwarded message:

From: x
Date: 7 May 2006 09:22:17 GMT+02:00
To: Support Department
Cc: x
Subject: request for refund - x.com

Having just cancelled the hosting for x.com using your form,
we now request a refund to our paypal account

admin@x.com


We are still waiting on refunds for the following domains we used to
host with you before the 'migration' and have since cancelled:-

x.com
x.com
x.com
x.com
x.com
x.com
x.com
x.com

please process to the same paypal account

On 25 May 2006, at 09:24, wrote:

Dear Simply

This is a reminder that your payment for web hosting or related services with 1PlanHost.com will be due in the next twenty days. If you are experiencing any difficulties in making your web hosting payment please contact us to make payment arrangements.
We thank you in advance for your continued business.

Your current balance due is $99.00

Please login to the control panel for your web hosting account on our secure server at https://cp1.winscontrol.com to make payment with your username of 0021005599

While you are logged in on the secure server please verify your billing information is correct. To do this, go to the Billing Menu and then choose your payment option under the Make Payment Menu.

Concerned about this email not being legitimate from 1PlanHost.com? Type in our home page address of http://www.1planhost.com into the address bar in your browser window. Then click on the control panel button there OR type in the address of our secure control panel direct which is https://cp1.winscontrol.com

If you are sending a check or money order please ensure your domain name and control panel account number is listed on the check and send to the following address and make check payable to 1PlanHost.com

1PlanHost.com
2115 Linwood Ave, 5th Floor
Fort Lee, NJ. 07024

If you have any questions please contact us at billing@1PlanHost.com or call 877-HOSTPLUS


Thank you,

Bullshitting (LYING) 1planhost Department

http://www.1PlanHost.com
SHIT Windows Web Hosting Since 1996. DON'T HOST WITH US! We ARE CRAP! 1planhost are SHITE!!!!

Friday, August 11, 2006

Instead of refunds, 1planhost offer BULLSHIT

If you are DETERMINED To get a refund from 1planhost, you will rapidly run into examples of their incredible stonewalling ability. Rather than just be honest and refund, those 1planhost liars and thieves will send you back canned responses, 'pretending' that you are just about to get refunded.

The aim of these 1planhost fuckers is simple of course. Like all scammers, 1planhost only have to keep you dangling for a certain length of time before you lose. In the case of those lying shits 1planhost, its 45 days. After that point, Paypal won't help you recover your money. As proof, here's yet another email from tthe biggest bunch of liars and worlds worst host, 1planhost. You will notice that those lying cheats 1planhost owe me $900, bit keep banging on about '$15.18' - a random number.

1planhost - what a bunch of lying stealing evil useless fuckwits.

From: admin@x.com
Subject: Re: [ECM-36687]: refund request
Date: 25 May 2006 09:54:44 GMT+02:00
To: helpdesk@1planhost.com
Cc: admin@x.com

still waiting on this too.

in fact, we are waiting on prorata refunds on about $900 worth of hosting from 1planhost.

cc for blogging purposes.

On 21 Apr 2006, at 20:49, Tammy Courtney wrote:

====== Please reply above this line ======

refund request

You will be receiving a refund of $15.18 to your paypal account. This refund will be processed within the next week. I will notify you when the refund has been processed.

Tammy

Ticket Details
=========
Ticket ID: ECM-36687
Tracking URL: https://www.1planhost.com/esupport/index.php?_a=tickets&_m=viewmain&emailre=support@x.com&ticketkeyre=d028b6119&_i=ECM-88687
Department: Sales & Billing
Created On: 16 Apr 2006 08:54 AM
Last Update: 18 Apr 2006 08:28 AM
Status: On Hold