NEVER host with 1planhost - they SUCK!

1planhost are the worst host in the world, their support is shit and they don't honor their refund promise. If you host with 1planhost you WILL be sorry. Thier uptime guarantee is a JOKE. Bunch of fucking clowns.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

1planhost SLATED by Geekcertified.com Certification for 1planhost REVOKED!!!

Surprise surprise. Geekcertified.com, the web's premier (and definitive!) review site for hosting has had to 'revoke 1planhost's certification'.

Why? Because 1planhost are crap. Their sucky service makes it impossible to run a website using their underpowered and unreliable servers. And, 1planhost's PATHETIC so called 'support' would make a monkey blush. Their half trained lazy fuckwit employees couldn't provide you with support if their worthless 1planhost lives depended on it.

The 'large number of complaints' genteely quoted by Geekcertified.com is actually in the THOUSANDS (altough they only show a few on rotation). To show just how CRAP 1planhost are (and how SHIT 1planhost service is) I'll post a few of these independent reviews.

Oh. by the way, did I mention that 1planhost are LYING THIEVES?? Yes, that's right. The pretend to offer a 'no quibble money back guarantee'.

If you believe that bunch of 1planhost shite, you need your head examined. 1planhost do NOT refund under any circumstances despite their legal obligation

1planhost sucks

From GeekCertified.com http://www.geekcertified.com/display-94.html

1PlanHost.com
Administrator's Note: This certification has been revoked due to a very large number of complaints. Reports indicate a recent management change may be to blame for a decline in service level. We will keep this application online indefinitely as a public service. (Message Posted 5/20/06)


Update: Former owner Darrell Williams writes: "There were several issues with migration since April 15th but those have been resolved and the new company is doing much better now. Major moves of thousands of customer sites can of course lead to some unexpected site downtime which takes time to resolve." i.e. 1planhost are useless incompetent fuckwits. Sorry And PS - no, you can't have a refund from 1planhost now fuck off.

Williams says the new contact information is as follows:

Contact Phone 877-467-8758
Company Street Address
1PlanHost.Com
2115 Linwood Ave. 5th Floor
Fort Lee, NJ 07024 USA
(Message Posted 7/16/06)

Give this bunch of disgraceful lying bastards 1planhost a call. Go on. Its fun. Ask to speak to Veronica Catano, and see if 'anal really is extra'.

3 Comments:

Blogger Downtown Indy said...

Has it gotten worse? Did they just pull the plug? I've not had access to my hosting account for at least two days (maybe I didn't notice and it's been more than tha - it was the weekend).

Anyway, no website, no email, no nameservers, no control panel, nada, zip, zero.

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there anything we can do? when i type ASP.Net web hosting it show in the first pages... it would be bad if people don't know about this

loon
http://webhostforasp.net

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen!

Readers--Take a look at Webhostingtalk.com for amazing volume of discussion by disgruntled clients (or should I say, former clients).

Long story short: 1planhost was good before, got acquired, and now screws you.

Service crumbled, so I quit and tried to get my "guaranteed refund" only to get pushed around. When I called one day at 11am and actually got through(!), they first said they got my file in their hands. When I asked more questions, they said, hold on, covered the speaker of the phone for three seconds, and then said "oh, the person handling your file just left for the day. It was 11am!"

Never got my refund, and never expect to.

12:56 AM  

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